adjective: flaccid. limp, of a penis.

when yo jonky is not doin its thang right, its wonky.
i was gonna hit this nice m&m sesh with that trick monica, but then monique walked in and mah jonky went all wonky.
de AldeyRAY 23 Ianuarie 2010
28 more definitions
Top Definition
weird, whacked out, messed up, not working for no definable reason. Usually applied to technology.
"Dude, you have the wonkiest computer in the world. I walked through the room and it crashed."
de Starla 09 Iulie 2002
not right, odd
Jenni had a wonky eye, it was the source of all her self-esteem problems.
de ILoveThom'sChickenDance 16 Octombrie 2003
Askew, non-intuitive, poorly designed, or not functioning as it should.
The UI on that site is kind of wonky.
My demo works, but when you start clicking around things get a little wonky.
de palousa 17 Aprilie 2003
Totally messed up; Strange and out of place; not working properly.
The printer's gone wonky.
de Jeremy 25 Decembrie 2003
crazy,loony, not quite right, out of sorts. a mix of bonkers and wacky.
My computer keeps deleting my incoming mail,a nd being all wonky
de Loony Lovegood 29 Mai 2004
to not work properly, to be out of sorts
my computer went wonky today.
After drinking I felt a bit wonky
de Michael McGinty 06 Martie 2003
askew, crooked, not quite right, oddly misshapen...in other words, down right broken and weird. anything that seems outta sorts or retarded, up to and including smells, sounds, gestures & physical deformities.
you sure are acting wonky.

(insert name here)'s grotesquely wonky face frightens the small children.

what's that wonky smell coming from your butt?

de lancee 28 Octombrie 2007

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