When you're talkin to a person, and they're not comprehending what your'e saying.
"Omg yo, ur so dumb! Turtle."
#turtle #stupid #funny #animals #slow
de Llened 01 Octombrie 2014
An amphibian that's lazy as fuck and wears a bulletproof shell on his/her back.Lives its life on land but lays eggs in water.Cold-blooded, heavy bastard that's slower than a man half-dead from work.
Look at that turtle, it's so lazy!
#turtle #amphibian #lazy #shell #eggpooper
de TheNameIsHedvig 28 Aprilie 2014
A small amphibian with a hard shell and loose skin. It walks at a slow speed and can live for up to 200 years!
The turtle walk slowly across the street.
#tortious #shell #hard #loose #turtle
de SexyMan12271 05 Noiembrie 2013
A four legged beast that eats people and other creatures.
The turtle ate my children.
#monster #carnivore #evil being #black energy with a form #soul eating water demon
de The All Knowing Ninja 20 Aprilie 2011
a bum who only takes a shit every other hour
man that new kid is a shitty turtle
#bum #stupid #shit #bitch #douche #ass
de scc12321 12 Octombrie 2010
Noun- walking soup mix
dude that turtle was delicious
#turtle #soup #food #eat #special sauce
de A Stillisano 20 Octombrie 2009
When a person is so drunk, they fall over and try to get up, but just rock back and forth on their back. Thus creating "the turtle"
Yo check out that chick turtleing... Should we help her? nah
#turtle #fall #drunk #turteling #cats
de Count of Monte Cristi 06 Septembrie 2009
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