Top Definition
Sock(s) used to cover one's monkey penis in masterbation.
Keysor was intimate with his sock monkey whenever he surfed porn or chatted online with females.
de Honest Abe 24 Martie 2005
A toy monkey made of used socks and buttons and scattle
Stinky Pears is a sock monkey
de Taco 30 Ianuarie 2004
Sock used in a public restroom to clean the backside after a huge dump when no toilet paper or toilet paper seat cover is within reach. The sock works great in a pinch.
A sock monkey is not intended to be worn on the foot again.
However, putting the sock on your hand, with the soiled part facing out, and chasing your friends or family, shouting, "Kiss my sock monkey!!!", can extend the use of the sock.
Kiss my sock monkey!!!!
de scumqueen 21 Octombrie 2005
A duplicate account one uses on a message board, either simultaneously (to avoid getting primary account closed) or after having been booted off.

(See sock puppet.)
"I created a sock monkey named Cupcake after my first account was yanked."
de Suzy Creamcheeze 09 Iulie 2009
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