Stop using birth control when you're trying to have a child.
My old lady won't stop yammering about wanting a kid so she wants to pull the goalie.
de angryvillager 01 Septembrie 2006
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Canadian term for masturbation.
After Doug lucked out at the bar, he thought, "Well, I guess I'll just go home and pull the goalie, eh?"
de breakwall 14 Ianuarie 2005
Dan pulls the goalie repeatedly while watching porno
de Dan 11 Mai 2003
When you blow your load on your partners face to form a jizz "goalie mask".
There was 1 minute left, I was about to cum in her ass but instead I HAD to pull the goalie!
de sparks40 08 Octombrie 2009
remove a woman's maxi pad or tampon before you stick yo' junk up in that cootchie
Trisha had her friend flo, but I stll pulled the goalie and taxed that twat. Then I showered.
de DD 11 Ianuarie 2004