Top Definition
An erection that results from having to urinate very badly.
Noah was too shy to use the bathroom at the night club and he wound up getting a poner on the dance floor.
#boner #erection #urine #urinate #pee #piss
de Chonky 03 Iunie 2007
A boner from seeing My LIttle Pony: Friendship is Magic content.
This picture of Rainbow Dash licking Twilight Sparkle just gave me a poner.
#my little pony #boner #pony #erection #ponies #mlp #friendship is magic
de Colgatepony 31 August 2011
A pant boner. The crotch area of any pants or shorts where the zipper rises up, hence making it seem like the person has a boner.
"Dude do you have a boner?"

"No man, it's a poner."
#boner #pants #shorts #zipper #skinny jeans
de bakenshake 01 Mai 2010
a pussy boner
Erin: That guys so hot
Olivia: He just gave me a PONER
Harley: Major poner
#boner #pussy #sex #fuck #horny
de Jesus Christ SAN 04 Decembrie 2009
An erection that is obtained throughout the course of watching an episode of My Little Pony
* fap fap fap
Guy 1: What the hell is that?
Guy 2: (listens) oh thats just Darren.
Guy 1: Dude! is he jackin it?
Guy 2: Yep I hear Rainbow Dash talking. Don't worry he just has a Poner
Guy 1: Oh ok
#boner #pony #rainbow #dash #dick
de jrfredrick 21 Mai 2013
What you call it when you pwn someone or something so hardcore in a game that it gives you an erection.
Dude, did you see that!? I totally just got two headshots with one sniper round! Oh man, I think I'm getting a poner.
#gamer #boner #hardcore #awesome #erection
de HoboAC 08 Februarie 2008
Portmanteau for "powder boner"; defined as the fictional erection that one gets from skiing on 25+ inches of fresh powder on a bluebird day.
Kyle had a raging poner after shredding the pow-pow all weekend at Sugarbush.
#po pow #pow pow #skiing #boner #powder
de Organ Grinder 29 Februarie 2012
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