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an object which should be in your mouth at all times
"where is my penis? oh, there it is. in your mouth."
de al jorgenson 03 Mai 2004
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was in your mother last night.
Person One: "My mom is now having to deal with my teenage brother's rebellious stage."
Person Two: "That problem is thrust at her every day after school. "
Person One: "Yeah, no kidding."
Person Two: "Not unlike my penis."
de Tammy McShammerson 23 Mai 2010
A response for "What's up" when you have a boner
Girl: What's up?
Guy: My penis.
Girl: *Looks down* Pervert!
Guy: Well it's better than not much.
de elmacko 08 Noiembrie 2011
my penis is green! i like to touch it in fourth period! when the lights are out, it glows in the dark.
my penis is to sexy for you!
de Homosexual 23 Aprilie 2005
a huge 12 inch monster
i stuck my penis in your mom
de big monsta 08 August 2003

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