A straight man who appears to be gay because he practices the dressing and grooming habits of a homosexual
Gay men are anoyed because they are often deceived by metrosexuals
de Joshua Baker 03 August 2003
Modern men new lifestyle. They take care of their outside appearance and looks, most of the time wearing suits and trendy clothes, and they are proud of it...gay or not !
Markus : "Hey! Have you seen this stud with all the make-up on wearing D&G clothes and a Gucci watch? He is so metrosexuals!"
Dan : "Yes, he's D. Beckam the former Manchester United soccer player"
de Rendan2 06 Septembrie 2005
A male who looks like he's gay, but bangs chicks, not dicks.
David Beckham is a very famous metrosexual
de orangelc 14 Octombrie 2010
A straight man that WAIT FOR IT.........can shop for himself and is concerned about how he looks.
Redneck dude: what are you, a fuckin queer?

Metrosexual guy: Just because I look better than you doesn't mean you have to be an ass.

Redneck dude: *glares and walks away*

Actual gay guy: mmmm well aren't we manly standing up for ourselves. *tries to make a move*

Metro guy: sorry dude I'm not gay.

Gay guy: wow you had me fooled!

Metro guy: that is an amazing jacket!
de thunder156 08 Aprilie 2009
A man with a woman's vanity.
A man with a woman's vanity..
de Omega Death 19 Mai 2005
The most annoying buzzword that I have ever heard. Ever.

A heterosexual male that:

-is ONLY attracted to women
-give great attention to his appearance
-uses plenty of skin/hair care products
-dresses in style and enjoys shopping
-is hip to all things sophisticated
-prefers wine to beer
-is extremely name-brand conscious
-enjoys hosting parties/events
-is a romantic with an appreciation for art
I was born a metro, well over two decades before the term was popularly coined (Mark Simpson, 2002 - thanks a lot asshole). Now I can't even open a magazine without reading about metrosexuals. Growing trend my ass! Only about 10% of those claiming to be metro are truly metro. The remaining 90% are called something else...POSERS. These are the same guys that considered becoming homos when shows like Will & Grace and Queer Eye premiered. Get your own damn identity you fuckers!

When I heard John Kerry and Howard Dean claiming to be a metrosexuals, I knew it was time to change my ways.

The guiding light for all metrosexuals - David Beckham
de TWON 23 Decembrie 2004
A funny way of saying gay
“Ashton Kutcher’s a metrosexual and he’s cool”

“No he’s gay”
de Alibaster Slim 06 August 2012

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