The only places on earth where you can walk around in thongs and a flanno' shirt and feel you fit in.
"What's that shithole town again?"
"Mandurah mate, Mandurah!"
Mandurah is an idyllic waterside paradise. It is a place of beauty where tanned girls roam the beaches and streets scantily clad and carefree.
Mandurah is nirvana.
What more can a man ask for?
Full of losers from wannabe's to dole bludgers.
People from around Peth usually refer to people from Mandurah as either 'a bunch of old farts' or 'a bunch of country wankers that have never been to the city'
"So where you from?"
"Me, well i'm from Mandurah."
"Get the fuck out of my office."