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Caută orice cuvânt, cum ar fi tittybong:
 
1.
1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.

2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.

3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off

4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."

"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)

"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."

"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
de vanilla g-lotto 21 Decembrie 2004
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2.
V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

N. Idiot, moron, President Bush
Boy, is President Bush a fucking jerk off!
de Marty 19 Octombrie 2003
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3.
rubbing your dick intensely; what you do if u cant get any pussy
*Tell a friend to do this*

Follow Directions:
1) close your eyes
2) bite your lips
3) now pretend your rolling dice
de J 0 K A 25 Ianuarie 2005
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4.
someone who is a complete prick, but at the same time manages to be a loser and a flamer.
man, what a jerkoff he is.
de me 12 Martie 2003
440 128
 
5.
to masturbate with hands
i jerked off over kirsty's pretty pink painted toes
de kirsty's toe smeller 04 Martie 2005
488 311
 
6.
n. A complete and total prick/asshole by most standards; A person that can be mean, ignorant, and nasty at the same time.
That kid ruined my day, what a jerkoff.
de Reign 03 Noiembrie 2004
275 114
 
7.
Someone who is a complete dickhead and is a complete and total loser. Someone who has just completely and utterly screwed up your day, just by sight, and no one can fix it.
Perry David Kohrs is a jerkoff.
de YourWorstEnemy 19 Ianuarie 2005
213 92