A wondrous substance used primarily for testicular stimulation despite the purpose printed on the bottle (it's just a cover-up).
Do you wanna throw on some gold bond? It feels like a thousand angels blowing on your balls.
de goldbondtony 04 August 2005
Vagisil, but for men.
Gold Bond is God's gift to man.
de kxso 19 Octombrie 2006
A miracle powder that can best be described as "A tropical breeze on your nutsack!" The perfect cure for sweaty balls. However, recreational use is encouraged. Especially effective if applied immediatly after showering.
Its been such a bad day that all I want to do is go home, shower, and enjoy that nice tingle on my balls after I goldbond
de Pinocha Deac 15 Noiembrie 2006
a golden breathmint for your balls
i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts
de dragonschld 12 Iunie 2008
The ultimate swamp ass and taint rash relieving powder
That brisk cold wind that hits your face on the first day of the winter season is like the first time you throw some gold bond on your balls
de Davey see 19 Noiembrie 2014

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