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64.
1. What you are when-

-you get too old
-you bleed too much
-you get poisoned

-you get too hot or cold
-you listen to Justin Bieber
1. People die when they are killed

2.

Wanda: Hey I can't go to the park my grandmas dead
Cara: oh that's a bummer how'd she die
Wanda: Justin Bieber was playing on the radio and she didn't have her earplugs
de SongGirl 28 August 2013
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1.
Britney Spear's career
Wow britney spears sucks
de The Truth 13 Ianuarie 2005
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2.
Something that is no longer living and can now be kicked.
Yep it's dead!
*Kicks it*
de IFORGOT 08 Decembrie 2002
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3.
frontman of norwegian black metal band Mayhem.
committed suicide at the age of 22.
the real soul of Mayhem.
Mayhem without Dead are not the real Mayhem.
probably the best blackster ever.
his name will never die, as his spirit does.
never forget his death, that changed black metal scene more than Euronymous' death did.
in memory of a legend.
Dead is simply a legend.
nothing else to say.
de countess_Grishnackh 21 August 2009
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4.
1. To no longer live (like...no pulse)

2. To be REALLY boring

3. To be in serious trouble
1. My dog is dead, I hope he went to doggy heaven

2. This party is dead, I'm going home

3. My mom caught me having sex, I'm dead
de ihavenolife 29 Iunie 2004
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5.
When you're passed the point of something being hilariously funny; when you've laughed as hard as you possibly can. Often expressed online by putting an asterisk (*) in front of and behind the word itself.
Ashley: So I went out with this guy last night, and we hit it off, but he doesn't seem to be interested in me other than my clothes and who does my hair.
Mary: That boy has more zest than a bag full of lemons.
Ashley: *DEAD*
de purplestar1952 10 Septembrie 2009
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6.
1) When a party or club is not fun or no longer is fun to be at anymore.
2) What happens when Daddy catches you on top of his "Little Girl"
...What the hell is up with these other definitions? We know what the normal term DEAD means, morons! This is urbandictionary.com not WEBSTER's DICTIONARY!!!
de Joshiro007 23 Februarie 2003
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7.
something that forgot how to wake up
MOM: ".. oh my god, son.. the president is DEAD... he was shot by a farmer riding a camel.."
SON: ".. oh no.. What'd they do to the farmer?"
MOM: "They gave him a time-out for ten minutes and told him not to do it again"
SON: "Wow they're getting harsher on punishment these days, we should protest .. and make up some false allegations of police brutality!"
MOM: "GOOD IDEA"
de juiceshake 28 Februarie 2005
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