Dude, I was so collins'ed I don't even remember.
The basis of this cocktail is lemon, and the cocktail itself is made by grabbing a big, tall glass and filling it with ice. (You've gotta have it chilled baby!) Then, you squeeze a whole load of Lemons into the bottom of the glass, adding a tonne of Vodka, Lemonade, and topping off with a Lemon Slice. So, basically, it's gonna get you destroyed because you can't even taste the Vodka in it.
What happens is that you drink one, and that's already two shots of Vodka right there, but you can't taste it, so you have a couple more, you still fell OK, so you end up having five Collins, and then when you try to leave, oh, you can't feel your legs. Oops.
Revered in many circles because, even though real men are supposed to drink Budweiser and other generic Lagers, a Collins is much more impressive as a measure of how much alcohol you can handle.
"Er...No. I think I'm on the Collins' tonight. Yeah, Lemon-fresh."
2.(after 5 Collins')..."Come on Toni, I've got the munchies, time to go."
"Yeah...(mumbles)... cooooo...BANG!(Falls on floor.)"
3. "What the hell are you doing with that Tesco Value Vodka?"
"OH HELL YEAH!!"
== Etymology ==
From a man "Collins" who self proclaimed being originated in Yensdale. After various attempts of advocating "Collins" to not give up or bail on his friends, they deemed him as un-helpable and used his name in a negative manner from there on.
guy 2: damn, what the hell is he doing here?!
guy 1: that dick is totally pulling a collins! quick wave so we don't hurt his feelings.