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41.
Adjective; To be messed up, lagging; Noun- Implying air-headedness. Verb- To mess up, slow on the uptake.
"God, how bork'd do you have to be to get hit by a parked car?"

"She was such a bork during the speech, I totally could tell she was hung over."

"Dumbass, you don't light up a cigarette or ANYTHING during geometry. Hell, why the fuck do you even have a lighter? You thirteen, bork!"
de Analgator 25 August 2006
 
1.
Irreversibly damaged.
My soundcard is borked.
de Liverstar 17 Octombrie 2001
 
2.
Exclamation commonly used by muppet swedes.
Bork bork bork.
de Tarrasque 18 Noiembrie 2002
 
3.
to have one's character assasinated;
as in the treatment by the U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee of Supreme Court Justice nominee Robert Bork.
You sure got borked on that deal.
de Paul M. Williamsen 26 Martie 2003
 
4.
The noise that the Swedish Chef from the Muppets makes.
Bork Bork Bork Bork!
- The Swedish Chef from the Muppets
de kristyvictoria 07 Martie 2005
 
5.
To Bork is to break in almost any way. can be used to completely replace "break" esp. pertains to rendering software done (aka borked, broken) or completely unusable, similar to bricking as well...
"Ryan borked his Renegade installation" "Ryan is borken, hes been thinking too much" "Jeremy borked his psp" "BORK BORK BORK BORK" "please dont bork it!"
de Charging Mooses 04 August 2009
 
6.
1.) A corruption of the Swedish word for
'away'; used by the Swedish Chef when
he throws objects into the air. (Adj.)

2.) The corruption of english language to
sound as if the Swedish Chef was
saying it. (N.)

3.) To change regular writing or speech
into "Borked" language or speech. (V.)
1.) "Bork, Bork, Bork!" (throws away ladle)

2.) original:
"Welcome to Wikipedia,
the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.
2,602,815 articles in English"
"Borked" Text:
"Velcume-a tu Veekipedia,
zee free-a eecyclupedeea thet unyune-a cun ideet.
2,602,815 erticles in Ingleesh"

de thewolvesarewatching 27 Octombrie 2008
 
7.
Alternative term used for retching,
Nearly puking in your mouth but swallowing it back.
you make me want to bork you ugly hoe

i was borkin all morning after that night out
de Five_head 23 Decembrie 2009