Bonker - A Bonker is a moderately attractive, charming, "girl-next-door" type female who flirts with every male in the vicinity without ever actually dating or hitting anyone. A modern derivative of the Siren, if you will. Rare exceptions can be made in odd cases of a male who is either too young or too old, chosen seemingly at random.
TITS! I thought shit was goin down with this one smokin asian girl in my apartment but it turns out she's just a total class-five Bonker.

Damn dude, that shit's rough.
de asdfghjkllllllllasdfasdfll 29 Ianuarie 2011
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(adj) crazy, wild
Don't go bonkers!
de Aaron W. 03 Decembrie 2002
Bananas, nuts, crazy, wild, ballistic, cuckoo! Any thesaurus will do.
Quite commonly used word, not slang, used to affectionately describe a state of mind such as the above.
Hand-in-hand vocabulary with for example: gor-blimey, bastards!, bollockchops, well I'll be a pissed on candle, crikey, shove it up your arse, and bollocks! Used in the UK at least.(>London<)
Humorous sub-text in use due to its (click the link) 'bonk' attribute, as in copulation of the 'Carry On' sort also bonk could be a hit, say on the head that has comedy value.
To enhance, say: 'bloody bonkers' or 'blimmin bonkers' or 'bloomin bonkers' or 'absolutely bonkers' (esp.)
-He's definitely gone bonkers, that boy.' (crazy in the head)

-They told me they lost the paperwork.
-Did you get mad?'
-I went absolutely bonkers (mad at them)

-I could have sworn I left it here on the frigde, I tell you I'm going bonkers

de Ja-' Chri-' UK 27 Aprilie 2006
a knot that forms in you're head after getting bonked.
I was walking along minding my own business when "WHAM", a flower pot banged my noggin and gave me a huge bonker.
de Phillip G. Blackwood 09 Noiembrie 2005
meaning of bonkers is going Mad or Nuts..
First Person:hey man see hows she dancing?
Other Person:eh!i think shes going Nuts.
de V. Sarpal 17 Mai 2005
Bon-kurs Something that is hyperbolically bizarre, strange, out of order, or unbelievable.

syn; Inexplicable, ridiculous, extraordinary
"That was the most bonkers party I've ever went to"

"Debra's reasoning is absolutely bonkers"
de Borys Volyev 13 Ianuarie 2009
another word for boner
dude today in class I had a huge bonker, I hope Lisa didn't see it
de overtheshoulderboulderholder 24 Iulie 2015

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