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50.
At the circus the least talented performers are put inside the animal costumes. The horse costume requires 2 men. The circus owner determines which of the 2 stupid people is the absolute stupidest person and he is put at the rear. That guy is too stupid to find his own way around and so he's put in a job where all he has to do is hold onto other guy and follow him around.
Boss: How did the new worker do laying sods?

Employee: That guy is so stupid that I had to keep telling him it was green side up.

Boss: Shesh! What an Ass Clown!
de PurpleSwamper 15 Iunie 2013
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A moronic fool full of nonsense. Waste of human life.

Newt Gingrich.
"Newt Gingrich wants the poor kids to work as janitors, cleaning up after the rich take a shit in order to prepare them for the future reality they will grow up in to. He's a typical assclown politician"
de R e a s o n 07 Martie 2012
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someone who thinks they are at a point where everything they say and do is correct, when in fact everything they say and do is dumb and completely hilarious. Tend to be Canadian.
My friend Kevin thinks that thumbs grow back if you cut them off, he's such an assclown
de bob cox eb 25 Septembrie 2011
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A pompous and inconsiderate person suffering from illusions of importance and grandeur. This person may also exhibit general hostility toward others and display an air of genuine douche baggery if confronted. Such person may make reference to him/herself by using the third person.
Ex: The dude who drives the blindingly yellow Porsche convertible that double-parks each day in the filled to capacity parking garage is a real Ass Clown!

Ex: The dude who just spilled beer on a group of old ladies while plowing through three kids to catch that foul ball at the Royals v. Blue Jays spring training game is a real Ass Clown!
de EPWONG 29 Martie 2011
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54.
Heres the REAL definition of assclown...
Someone that says a joke only he thinks is funny and no one laughs.
Neutron: How much for a beer?
Bartender: For you NO CHARGE HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neutron: ..................................... Dude ur an ASSCLOWN
de nirvvboner 29 Octombrie 2010
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55.
A talentless boob that stumbles into good fortune, unwarranted praise and kudos from top organizational men despite their complex idiotry and meritless grounds of employment. A large number of middle and upper management falls into this designation.
Everyone you hate "Billy the new guy in the cubicle across from me was invited to lunch by Mr. koknballs to celebrate his newly bestowed title of Ass clown"
de kozmikblue 13 Iunie 2010
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56.
One, who on a date, gets drunk and wraps up himself in a sheet in the back of his vehicle.
Jim was a total assclown last night when he passed out wrapped up in a sheet like a burrito.
de Sharon Rae J. 21 Decembrie 2009
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