Common "Mexican" food eaten by gringos that need to hit up an actual taco place and pay for some authentic food instead of that crap you call "Taco" Bell.
Diarrhea doesn't follow, also.
Afterwards, I went to a local taco place and ate some tacos that were actually pretty good. Thankfully, my crap came out solid.
Though most people agree that Belling fairly tits, it is not advised to do so on a regular basis.
"hell yea, you wanna go to White Asshole or taco hell?"
*mother "Look at you! did you you go belling last night?"
*son shits his pants and goes back to sleep.
Date: I'd like to go home now.....
Dude: C'mon, babe, I got us reservations at "the Bell" - BONG!!
Date (dialing cell): Mom can you pick me up at Taco Bell?
Jim: Hellz yea man!
*2 hours later*
Jim: Aww man I don't feel too good...
*Jim runs to bathroom*
*Tod looks in*
Tod: Sweet Jesus... there's... SHIT. EVERYWHEREE!