Helpful for when someone tells a joke thats not really funny but you didn't really laugh at it a STS helps you escape scot free.
Me: Im sorry dude....pwnd :)
Living in a small town where one can keep no secrets. Yours and everyones life is the daily topic of gossip.
Person Two: Damn! Those teeth are moobi!! SO gross. How did you hear this?
Person One: Toti's got such hectic STS! I found out the usual way. My Aunt Sharon works at the coffee shop down the road. Well, she overheard Jade and Roxanne talking about how Jade's cousin heard Amanda's mom telling her hairdresser the whole story.