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when a woman grebs a penis tightly till the helmet throbs
the missus gave me a good squeezer last night on the job.......right on the vinegar strokes too!!
de ginger 10 Aprilie 2003
A tight aggressive poker player. Plays conservatively but aggressive. Is known to trap with big hands.
The Squeezer trapped the donkey for all his chips sending him to the rail.
#tight #aggressive #shark #texas hold'em #poker #wsop
de Go Speed Go! 22 Decembrie 2009
A handjob that involves a tight grip of the shaft.
People are starting to recognize me. A stripper offered me a squeezer last night dude.... a WHITE stripper!
#squeezer #handjob #stripper #penis #hand #job #shaft #squeeze
de WesLeFevre 17 Iulie 2009
A hand job. When another person (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with her hand(s) until the man ejaculates.
"I got a squeezer from an Indian girl on a bunk-bed, so I think I got the whole Harvard experience." Frank - 30 Rock
#hand job #tug job #jerk off #jerking off #masturbate
de Pericot 04 Februarie 2012
Wanker, usaully applied in a non-literal manner.
Steve-"Robert is giving me the shits. He borrowed $20 and said he can't pay it back, but he just bought a new car, he is a trainee and tells me how to do my job and he only talks about how hot his misses is and she's a dog!"
Greg- "what a squeezer"
#wanker #tosser #stroker #spank the monkey #date mrs palmers five daughters #poo fighting
de Stevwoodius Bogan 2 05 Aprilie 2009
Note to white people:
Hood Slang for Gun
Conversation

Person A: Yo you got the squeezer on you?

Person B: Nah bro i left that shit at home!
#hammer #ar15 #9mm #gun #guns #rocket #clapper
de godofwords 18 Martie 2014
A person whose only fighting method is to squeeze his attacker or prey with his hands and arms. This person usually chants to his prey as a form of intimidation and the chant goes along the lines of "Squeeze! I'm gonna squeeze you! Squeeze!" The squeezer will not release his prey until it begs for mercy or is distracted by some other prey. All people should run for their lives if they hear the chant of the squeezer. Be aware the squeezer will befriend you and will constrict you into submission for eternity.
That squeezer is lurking in the shadows over there chanting to himself we should probably get outta here.
#fear #constrict #enemy #friend #attacker
de Pseudonymfake 03 Noiembrie 2013
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