When, during intercourse, a woman farts and queefs simultaneously. Undoubtedly the man simply shakes his head and leaves.
Todd: Man, I'm just irritated with women these days.
Ted: Why's that?
Todd: Last night I was making this beautiful girl, then without any warning Southern bigots just burst through the room.
Ted: Please tell me you left...
Todd: Even a, "pardon me," wouldn't have kept me in her. She obviously was never taught manners.
de AmericanoEnchilado 06 August 2012

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