Short people are normally under 5'5, it can vary due to regional height averages. These people are not to be confused with midgets, as they are much much shorter.
good at reaching behind ovens
could easily defeat the whole swedish army
Man: "that song is whack shortpeople have a way better
reason to live than those f**cking swedes"
Woman: "yeah i guess your right short people are cool"
Short people generally have big hair and big personalities, to make up for their lack of height.
Short people: I'm smart and spunky to make for my lack of a lower body. It's weird 'cause my torso's pretty normal.