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1.
A broken penis
Tiger Woods woke up in the morning after a long night with 5 hoes with a Shonk, he partied to hard.
de Tom Bueller 04 Octombrie 2010
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2.
A thing which be-est dodgey in the manner of its fabrication or final design.
Thanks Gimblett, that was totally shonk
de jimbobbedyjobob 17 Iunie 2003
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3.
Someone who posts first in a commentary section. With the sole purpose and the sole content of showing that he is first. Admired, even worshipped greatly by all who comment after him/her.
Usually between 11 and 13 years old. With no concept of redundancy.
Blessed be Shonk, who mightily posted "first" on the comment section.
de Meitheway 18 Noiembrie 2013
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4.
A range of sanwhich vans that retail in poor quality greasy food which is most definately not for the feint hearted, otherise known for selling their Shonk
"'cmon lets go to the Shonk van for their utter shonk!"

"Shonky von Shonkerton is out side fancy a samosa?"
de Shonky von shonkerton 09 Octombrie 2008
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5.
Jew
offensive old-fashioned British abbreviation for "shonnicker".
In OED.
shonks have big noses because the air is free
de polruan 29 Septembrie 2010
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6.
to pull a fast one,to get one over on someone.To string something out but make it look like youv'e been busy.
Stuarts been shonking on that one again!lazy bastard!
de bum wad,felch,cream,rabbit knob. 04 Octombrie 2003
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7.
The act of shanking and then shooting a person/animal/object.
Stan was so angry that he shonk Clyde.
de CoShaDeDine 24 Mai 2011
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