Top Definition
A sexual encounter between Italian infomercial hosts from Jersey and South Beach hookers engage in tongue biting, throat/face punching, and achieve climax via mugshots and media coverage.
"I said shlomi, not blow me, you followin' me camera guy?"

"$30 for a shlomi? How bout 3 installments of $9.95?"

"I'll slap chop ya face if you don't act now and shlome bitch!"

de Shlom-Dog 31 Martie 2009
A shlomi means to fall asleep unintentionally, most of the times during an important meeting or hanging out with friends.
I am sorry that i missed your birthday party, i accidentally did a shlomi.
de Shahaf Hazan 18 Februarie 2014

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