When a dog sits and pulls itself around with its front legs in an effort to scratch an itchy butt hole. It's an act that is often unexpected and hilarious (if it's not on your rug.)
Nancy - "Do you like our new carpet?"
Thomas - "You're so brave to install white carp-HAHA, Muffin is totally scooting by the chair!"
Nancy - "MUFFIN! NOO!"
de Douglas Bubbletrousers 01 August 2008
Riding a scooter
Scooting around the city on my scooter is the easiest way to get around.
de repeaz 08 Februarie 2009
The act of jerking off while dragging your naked ass across the floor like a dog.
That awkward moment when your wife catches you scooting
de Godzx 06 August 2013
the ultimate form of shitting on someone
Directions:
1.beast someones face
2.take of all articles of clothing
3.loosen your bowels
4.slide your ass crack with perfect timing across the face
5.scoot until finisched
6.and enjoy =)
scooting-i beasted that mutha fucka into the curb n then scooted on his face!
de Big Elly 13 Iulie 2008
1. moving over to make room for a loved one while laying down and they are not there
2. wanting to be held or hold someone
awww SCOOTER SCOOTER SCOOTER
de Rigby 30 Decembrie 2004
Accelerating in a powerband in a short amount of time. For example driving down the road at 35-40 MPH then getting up to 60-65 within seconds. Usually happens in forced induction vehicles when achieving boost in a steep or laggy powercurve..

YOUTUBE: HPF M3 DADS FIRST REACTIONS
de closed24x7 13 Februarie 2010

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