Caută orice cuvânt, cum ar fi ebola-head:
 
1.
Schtonky-Complete and utter sarcasm about anything that annoys the crap out of you..for example Mr.lowe
Ex: Hey! Did you remember to study for that super insanely hard Astronomy test today?

Your response: SCHTONKY!

See Also: Schwiiiing!
de Cortana,I-no 10 Noiembrie 2004
 
2.
A Schtonky is when a penis is growing to about half mast in your pants and the bulge is slighly pertruding and clearly visible.
She is so Hot, She gave me a schtonky!!
de stoik n fries 25 Februarie 2013