If you hate money, then stop reading now. If you love money and realize that it CAN buy happiness ,then this is the cocktail for you. Blend 8oz of Pinot (Grigio...Noir is for poor people) with 1 1/2 oz of Jägermeister. Enjoy.
Me: "3 Pinot Bombs Please"
Bartender: " What the hell is that"
Me: "Sorry for partying, you obviously hate money"