"Well Garrison, it says here just 3 more Microsoft minutes. You never know with those Microsoft minutes, though. It could be another six hours... but if we're lucky it'll only last one!"
Microsoft Minute under Windows 2000 & IE6 SP1
(24 minutes later)
"Time to complete installation of Windows XP 36 minutes. Did you know that Windows XP will speed up all your everyday computing tasks!"
1 = x:y:z
Where x = any number of minutes, y = any number of seconds, z = and number of milliseconds
B: Awesome man, how long has it got?
A: Ahhh it says 3 minutes to go...
B: Oh man, they're Microsoft Minutes; you'll be there for another hour at least!
B- "About 5 minutes"
A- "Is that Microsoft Minutes?"
A- "See you in an hour"