"No-one, I'm just ligging."
A person who blags their way into parties, or back stage at music events just to get free food and drinks, and to bore their friends stupid with stories of 'how they met David Coverdale,' or 'hung out with members of Led Zeppelin.
B: yea man I've been lefty my whole life
A: hey teacher, can I switch seats. I can't focus next to this ligger. He smells horrible!
Teacher: don't use the L word in my class!