Top Definition
1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.
1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles
de Jerry 07 Septembrie 2004
something that you don't do at someone else's house
OMG did u hear that kevin was jerking off at brian's house??!!!
de not eton 28 Martie 2007
1. The act of masturbating.
2. "Jerking" off your clitoris or penis in order to orgasm.
3. May apply to both females and males - slang word.
"I don't have a dick but I can still jerk off!"
"I'm a girl, jerking off is possible."
"I believe that jerking off is an activity all females and males should participate in for the greater good of the world - it also burns calories."
de allnaturalMSG 20 Mai 2008
The act of consuming a delicious beef jerky snack.
My mom asked "How do you eat that stuff"? after she caught me jerking off last night.
de Pirate Suite 20 Ianuarie 2008
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