A cool person that likes to have a laugh, very down to earth.
Ha, -Jebus- is so cool man!
de DEADSiM2 01 Mai 2005
An archaic reference in a line from a My Morning Jacket song entitled, "Steam Engine".
"...take your money and your drugs
to anyone who wondered
what old jebus meant to me
take him out to go diving
in red patoka sea..."
de Prof. Osled 23 Noiembrie 2009
An expression of surprise when something shocking or unexpected occurs
Jebus chrism that cumshot was long!
de Hellfired 28 Noiembrie 2008
What Jerusalem used to be called before King David conquered it. Also a abbreviation for the Jebusites. When atheists call Jesus "Jebus" it just makes any one who has actually read The Bible laugh. Jesus was indeed real as the extra-biblical accounts from Tacitus, Josephus and others prove.
Atheists call Jesus, Jebus, in a juvenile bid to be offensive but they just sound like idiots (as usual).
de Skialian 09 Ianuarie 2014
The guy on the Zig-Zag pack
Zig Zag Whites have jebus on the pack
de Huge_One 10 Iulie 2008
Originating from the hit show, The Simpsons (more specifically, Homer Simpson), Jebus is a new way to say "Jesus" without real offense intended.
* Playing Runescape *
Epithanyseek: Oh, Jebus!
Metaldrsmom: What?!
Metaldr: What did you just say, Epithanyseek?
de james_002 07 Aprilie 2009
Variation of 'Jesus' first invented by Duke Ellington so as not to be beaten by nuns. Borrowed by Frank Zappa and, from there, by Matt G.
Jesus: Daaaaad, do I have a brother.

God: Uh, no, not that I know of.

Jesus: Then who's this 'Jebus' everyone keeps talking about?
de mavi 30 August 2007

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