An American political party that is composed of politically correct twits and tax raisers. To become a democrat, you must subscribe to the following principles:

1. Abortions are good. Have one today to exercise your consitutional right to kill your baby.

2. Straight white men are good for only one thing: Paying taxes to give to everyone else.

3. Poofters are good. Be sure your public school teaches your kids that it is wonderful to be a poofter, and to cornhole your buddy on the street corner or the super market. Encourage your kids to become poofters.

4. Non-white people are the best. They should be hired first and fired last. They should be given lots of entitlements to make sure they vote democrat.

5. Guns are bad. Every law-abiding citizen should have his guns taken away, so only cops and criminals can have guns.

6. Political correctness is good. Never say colored guy when you can say guy of color, so you don't end up offending a white liberal.

7. Taxes are VERY good. They should be raised, especially on straight white men.

8. The government is VERY good. It should take care of you. You should sit back and let your friendly and all-knowing government take care of you.

9. Meat is Murder! That cow is probably your grandma. Don't eat it for dinner. And ban rodeo and circus animals too.

10. The best man for the job is a woman. Always hire women before straight white men.

11. USA is BAD. Never say anything nice about USA, liberty, or freedom.

12. Punishment is BAD. We shouldn't punish children or hoodlums. We must never execute naughty criminals. They are not responsible for what they do.
I'm a lazy, irresponsible bum and want the government to take care of me. I think I'll become a democrat.
de RonnieRaygunX 18 Mai 2009
Little girlie men who have pussies. And
Waste their time on global warming, because they are worried about the fucking polar bears.
Little kid: Mommy, why is that man look like he is a gay pedophile?

Mommy: Because he is a democrat
de Bob Bern 29 August 2008
One who becomes aware of all political problems in the US when a Republican is president.
I can't believe what's been happening in America since that Republican was elected. Destruction of civil liberties, supporting the banks, endless war? Not with a Democrat in the White House!
de ActualDefinitions 03 Iulie 2010
A large bunch of anti-white/American asswipes who do not serve in the military. The Average Characteristics of the Democrat include: Selling United States Military secrets to every single facist/communist country out there, Staying home and not joining the military while Republicans and Conservatives do all the fighting for them, cannot choose between 2 sides of a political spectrum and has to stay to the left, and would vote a complete idiot who has no experience or IQ into the Presidential Office just because his skin color is dark.
Conservative-"Oh wow, I can't believe that Obama has been elected, hopefully he will turn out to be a centrist"

Democrat-"WOOO HOOO! OBAMA!!! LETS GO SAY GOODBYE TO OUR TAXES AND ALL THOSE RACIST WHITE PEOPLE!"
de poiarjgiurgn 12 Ianuarie 2009
1)someone who cares greatly what foriegners think such as Slavs, Frogs, and Krauts. Even despite the fact that the USA has defeated or saved all these people numerous times.
2) people that say they stand for the little man, despite all poor people vote republican and all rich people vote democrat.
3) people that want to cut the military funding even though foriegn nations in the middle east are getting more aggressive every second
People like Hillary Clinton are carpet bagging democrats that have never had a real job in their lives.
de popisdead 07 Februarie 2005
A person who is pro-abortion (legalized child murdering), supports middle-class tax raises, wants to restrict constitutional rights, and is anti-American.

A modern communist.
Barack Obama, a Kenyan, is anti-American, anti-business, and a democrat.
de ProLifeGirl 18 Februarie 2013
1. A individual who a part of the democratic party, and wants change like the homeless.

2. A person who believes his party was created to liberate blacks from slavery when it was obviously the republican party.

3. An idiot of no medical background thinking its perfectly reasonable to mash a human being's body threw a tube causing the baby much pain when the baby can be born and put up for adoption. If the mother would die during birth, than the doctor would perform a C-section because we are in the 21st century not the 19th

Post Script: Masturbating and eating eggs are not the same both of these do not contain living creature besides semen which contains millions of cells which have to enter an egg to begin to develop. While eggs are food for the baby chick to eat and develop in, and does not contain any living creature till fertilized.

4. Most in the country which means most of Jay Leno's Jaywalkers. People who think they know more about the government than George Bush but have never met the man. People who think standing up with almost the whole world watching your every move is and easy ordeal.

5. Sheep

Post Script:If you don't get this joke you should not be commenting on anything ever.
"Man, this guy ran into me yelling about change. Was he homeless?"
"Nope he's a democrat"
de Smarterthanyou22 08 Iulie 2009

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