A smaller than average Crumpet.
Dude, I bought crumplets so's I could fit it in ma pocket!
de Rodney Bruce 10 Octombrie 2009
Tiny bits of hard shit that get stuck on your anus hairs.
Man, those crumplets in your ass are hard to lick out.
de Xymox1 15 Septembrie 2008
a terrible smelling fart that is indused by something unnatural. Such as sorbitol (sugar substitute).
"O dear lord that is the worst smelling crumplet!"
de w2454 28 August 2008