An ass attack is when you are feeling completely normal without the feeling of having to take a shit. Then all of a sudden out of nowhere you have to shit and shit BAD!! You pretty much have less than one minute to find a toilet. It can happen anytime or anywhere.
I was standing in my kitchen feeling completely normal making dinner then all of a sudden I had an Ass Attack, so I ran to the bathroom and pulled my pants down just in time to make it in the toilet.
de Tim_M_G 18 Februarie 2009
after eating that enchilada I had an ass attack
de moi 08 Decembrie 2003
the sudden attack of the anus
joey planned a stealthy ass attack
de KiNkyKelLy 30 Iulie 2006
Giving it hard, deep and fast in your anal orfice
my girlfriend loves an ass attack...she loves it
de Anonymous 25 August 2003
When a man unexpectdly gives another man anal.
Mike gave Tim an ass attack.
de xlmafia 10 Martie 2003
Being REALLY REALLY stoned, resulting in your ass falling asleep. See stoned
Dude, after smoking that blunt, I felt an ass attack coming on.
de Navras 27 Iulie 2005