When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.
The last time a gang of transexuals Abe Lincolned Stump, he was picking various shades of pubes from his teeth for a week!
de Samurai-X 07 Octombrie 2003
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When a black chick is giving you head, and after you blow your load you say "You're free to go."
I gave that bitch a bit of the ol' Abe Lincoln last night.
de John Cocks 12 Februarie 2007
when you jizz on your partner, (or unconcious friends) face and then proceed to shave off yours or their pubic hair and apply it to their semen covered area, thus resembling a beard. to add to the "abe lincoln" effect, then take a large dump on their head to reveal the form of a top hat.
That bitch sam gave me a hefty turkish hammer so i knocked the muppet out and proceeded to give him the abe lincoln look
de Shem Clarke 01 Octombrie 2006
When a girl in front of you is annoying you at the movie theater, you whip it out rub out a good one and shoot her in the back of the head, just like Abe Lincoln.
I went to Batman: The Dark Knight this chick wouldn't shut up so I gave her an Abe Lincoln.
de LouDAMan, TMAN 23 August 2008
When you shave your pubes and blow a load on your girfriend/boyfriends face after getting head and trowing them on the face.
Doug gave Austin an Abe Lincoln
de Doug 01 Decembrie 2004
First, you shave your girl's cooter(save the pube cache). Go to town on that nicely shaven mound and when you're about to blow, pull out and splatter it on her chin, then sprinkle her shaved pubes onto her face, like you're tar and feathering her.
I gave Anne the old Abe Lincoln last night. I broke my leg jumping off the balcony making my escape.
de Rusty Ford 16 Martie 2007
When a man ejaculates on a womans face then shaves her pubes of and throws them on the woman's face so it has the appearence of a beard.
"I totally gave her an abe lincoln."
de ellis2345 13 Ianuarie 2006