4 definitions by wtfcarlito

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wasting time by doing absolutely nothing
Dom: What's the worst thing about sharing a tour bus with me?
Matt: All your faffing about. Your electric toothbrush and mouthwash just wind me up. For one, it reminds me how unclean I am.
de wtfcarlito 19 Septembrie 2006

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pronounced "ee-mohn"

the "depressing" moan of an emo kid. meant to inspire sympathy and/or express the depth of an emo kid's sadness. some find an emo kid's emoans strangely erotic.

like a normal moan, only emo.
Emo Kid: My mom hates me, my girlfriend Sally hates me, my best friend hates me, my dog hates me, I ha-
Normal Kid: Dude, STFU!
Emo Kid.....you're so mean.*emoans*
de wtfcarlito 07 Februarie 2006

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pronounced "ee-mo teerzz"

not to be confused with emo tears, which is pronounced "ee-mo teerss".

1. a sarcastic phrase used when responding to an emo kid's emoans when he/she is having an emoment.

2. a phrase an emo kid may use when responding to another emo kid's emoans. if an emo kid uses this phrase, chances are, he/she is being genuine.
*Emo Kid 1 is in the corner of the cafeteria, crying*
Normal Kid 1: What's wrong with that emo kid?
Normal Kid 2: Spilled his milk.
Normal Kid 1: Spilt milk, huh? Emo tearz.

Emo Kid 1: ...and I bleed to show the world the depth of my sadness, but alas, my blood runs unheeded.*cries*
Emo Kid 2: *sniffle* You've got me feeling emo-tions!*sniffles, then cries* OH, EMO TEARZ!!!!
de wtfcarlito 07 Februarie 2006

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A person that commits a lewd act in a public place. Panty-stealing, vampiric gothtards are the most widely recognized Public Perverts.
Girl 1: Wow, there's a creepy vampiric gothtard wanking off to a pair of panties in the library.
Girl 2: I know. That's Carlos D.
Girl 1: Wow, that Carlos D. is a Public Pervert.

de wtfcarlito 08 Decembrie 2005

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