11 definitions by ryan neil

The remains of a once great country after having it's ass raped by an : insane, fascist, land grabing, homicidal dictator. We're not mentioning any names...
Hey Neil, Have you noticed what a bunch of Mugarbage Zimbabwe has become since that :ass sniffin, dick lickin, anal bleacher "ROBERT MUGABE" Fucked it up !

Neil: How could i not, it was my dick he's been lickin!!
de Ryan Neil 08 Septembrie 2006
Invented by Kurdt Cobain when describing the Vagina- see {heart shaped box}
No wonder chicks are so pissed off all of the time, you would be too if you had someone putting the meat injection in your meat eating orchid all the time.
de Ryan Neil 07 Septembrie 2006
A person that uses their genitals as a source of income!
The bread winner of the house (also a porn star) is known as a cock-spanner!
That Ron Jeremy (the famous pornstar) is a real Cock spanner!!
de Ryan Neil 07 Septembrie 2006
The Defunk deligate is usually found in the work place posing as aupper management. At first he comes across as your best friend whom is there to Help and offers his assistance at every turn, But when it's time to deligate, he is suddenly lost for answers and "missing" at the most crucial times. He is also the king of "passing the Buck."
Hey Neil, have you seen Jimmy our Defunk deligate? He promised to help free this uncomfortable pain, right here in my ass...called an affirmitive shopper!
de Ryan Neil 07 Septembrie 2006
He is the guy you know, with his head so far up his own ass that he has a pretty good view of the earth and all it's satelites.
Hey Neil,that Asstronaught over there reckons he can kick your ass!

Neil: Scew that man, lets kick HIS ass first...!
de Ryan Neil 07 Septembrie 2006
A "FUNSA" is a Noun and an Adjective used to name and describe the development of the people left in charge of our cuntry during the aftermath of Apartheid etc.
"FUNSA" is a :Fucking Useless New South African
My manager is a FUNSA as he has no Fucking clue most of the time!!!
de Ryan Neil 20 Septembrie 2006
Generally originates from African countries, but is usually only visable in your peripheral vision or at night when smiling. Best know for relieving of your hard earned money via Robbery, tax, crashing it's uninsured taxi into you, stealing your mobile phone or generally just daylight robbery.
Hey Brent, don't look now but there's a velcro crested purse snatcher about to stick his non reflective beast paw into your back pocket!
de Ryan Neil 07 Septembrie 2006

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