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12 definitions by love-bruises

 
1.
Something that Paris Hilton doesn't have;

target for slapping, in a sexual or non sexual way;

where poop and gas come from;

where buttsex takes place;

slang for gluteus maximus.

(ass, bum, cheeks, etc.)
*on cover of tabloids*
where is Paris' butt?

football jock 1: good game football jock 2! *slaps football jock 2's butt*
or...
drunk dude 1: hey good lookin' *spanks random chick's butt*
tipsy but still somewhat sober chick 1: *smacks drunk dude 1's face*

in "jackass: the movie", one of the guys takes a crap on a mini bathroom, zoomed so it looked like a real bathroom.

jane loves buttsex.

teen 1: "how people got "butt" from "gluteus maximus" i'll never know."
de love-bruises 06 Martie 2007
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2.
the worst possible initiation ritual in high school that seniors did to one freshman dude in particular, consisting of getting his pants ripped down, having a pickle shoved in his ass, and having to walk ten feet. it fell out, and he had to take a bite and try the ten feet again. he finished the task after taking four bites.
(this was from clerks 2.)
jay: hey, thanks piclke fucker. *'pickle fucker' gave them his mooby's food, in doubt he wouldn't like it*
graves: how do you know we call him pickle fucker?
jay: you call him pickle fucker?
(paraphrasing from clerks 2.)
de love-bruises 06 Martie 2007
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3.
Bam Margera's close friend, appears/is on the shows "Viva La Bam", "Jackass" (part of the crew), and "Bam's Unholy Union", and has flipped 8 cars (one with Raab Himself and Bam Margera).
girl 1: "OMG, he looks just like Ryan Dunn!"
girl 2: "Holy crap! He does!"
girl 1: "OMG, it is!!"
de love-bruises 05 Martie 2007
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4.
skinny, richer than fuck, fake-baked, bleach haired, easy, lying, bitch. rocks, diapers, and even doorknobs are smarter that this "famous" whore. also calls everything (and i mean everything) "hot";

can be used as a verb to describe her paris hilton-ites, or anything paris would do/say/buy/etc.

teen chick 1: OMG, jenny look at her hair! she's so paris hilton.
teen chick 2: yeah but it's hot.
de love-bruises 06 Martie 2007
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5.
word short for cigarette.
chick 1: "can i bum a ciggy?"
chick 2: "yehh."
de love-bruises 10 Martie 2007
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6.
Ville Valo;

used to describe somthing VERY hot.
*in bar in helsinki*
chick 1: holy freaking god that's VILLE VALO!!!
chick 2: OMG he's sex on legs!
de love-bruises 06 Martie 2007
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7.
a mtv and mtv2 tellie show about a crew made up of:
johnny knoxville, bam margera, ryan dunn, steve-o, chris pontius, and a couple other dudes.
swooning teen chick 1: "omg, ryan is so fucken hot!"
swooning teen chick 2: "no! bam is!"
swooning teen chick 3: "uhh your both wrong; steve-o is!"
swooning teen chick 4: "johnny is the hottest of the jackass crew!"
*swooning teen chicks begin to argue about who's the hottest]*
teen chick 5: *quietly* "hell, i'd do 'em all."
de love-bruises 06 Martie 2007
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