12 definitions by jpneb

Top Definition
a pseudonym (based on the loveable character from Green Acres) for when one's lover begins to perform analingus on them with the enthusiasm of a pig rooting around in a trough, complete with all the snorting and associated noises
Tina was giving me a massage last night and suddenly she went all Arnold Ziffel on me
#pig #green acres #analingus #eating ass #tossing my salad
de JPnEB 28 Iulie 2008
taking drugs and booze before a big event, Like Bernie Carbo admitted to before he hit his 3 run homer in the '75 Championship...
Man, I couldn't have given that speech if I hadn't smoked three joints, had 2 beers, a cup of coffee, some bennies and chewing tobacco before I went on...

Dude - that's some serious Carbo Loading!!!
#weed #amphetamines #beer #chaw #world series
de JPnEB 02 Aprilie 2010
text message that is unnecessary, especially if something like thanks would be implied
Man, I texted Renee to pick up some milk at the store so when I said thanks she texted back ur welcome - totally textraneous and a waste of my messages!
#text #message #unnecessary #waste #texnecessary
de JPnEB 16 Februarie 2009
A person who sponges off someone else's wireless network because they are too damn cheap to pay for their own.
Why the Hell should I pay $39.95 for the Internet? I'll just be a Wi-Filcher and get it from the neighbors...
#internet #wi-fi #cheap #network #filcher
de JPnEB 02 Iunie 2009
An intimate, sexually oriented, extended phone call with a friend, also known as phone-boning....
Man, me and Melanie were in to some serious phonication last night
#phone bone #fornication #sex #phone call #intimate
de JPnEB 28 Mai 2009
After engaging in doggy-style or anal sex, pulling your junk out and slamming it on the receiver's ass in a choppping motion to get that last blob of cum out...
When I got done bangin' Lois the other day, I pulled out and gave her a Baltimore Chop to clear the pipes...
#baltimore #doggy style #anal sex #junk #cum
de JPnEB 31 Martie 2009
seen during anal sex when someone hasn't quite cleaned themselves properly
Man, I was reamin' this chick's ass out last week and when I pulled my shit out it looked like a rusty firepole
#anal #sex #rusty #firepole #ass #reamin'
de JPnEB 23 Mai 2008
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