masturbating, but in such a way that you are very likely to get caught.
Increasing the thrill by trying to finish cranking one off before you are caught
Geoff, fancying a danger wank, stood in his mum's bathroom,leaving the door open, grasped his throbbing member and shouted "Mum!"
to do someone "up the Gary" is to have anal sex with them.
cockney Rhyming slang Gary Glitter rhymes with shitter
My girlfriend won't let me do her up the Gary. what a selfish bitch
a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head
vagina while menstruating
The boss was being a tosser, so as Jill was surfing the crimson tide, she pulled her blood bullet out of her Gammy Axe Wound and dipped it in his tea when he wasn't looking
I need some blood bullets, my knickers are absolutely soaked!
masturbation. But you sit on your hands first until they are numb and then it feels like someone else is doing it for you.
members of bowling for soup are always "Going for the stranger"
menstruating also known as on the blob, having the painters in,
As Carol was surfing the crimson tide, she thought that wearing white trousers, roller skating and jumping out of aeroplanes like in the Bodyform commercials was probably NOT actually a good idea