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14 definitions by dr. bubba

 
1.
One who behaves like a panicked monkey when placed under minimal stress.
In retail, there are always times when checkout lines get full. Stress monkeys pull everyone to registers when they have two customers in line and everything else remains undone at the end of the day.
de Dr. Bubba 24 Ianuarie 2010
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2.
Training classes for bosses.
Where's the Big Dog today?
He's out of town at Clown College.
Great! He'll either be learning new ways to screw with us or we'll have to learn the new Buzzwords of the Month.
de Dr. Bubba 04 Septembrie 2011
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3.
A person who needs to be picked off your friend's sleeve.
Charlie needs to move his arm booger along -- he's embarassing himself.
de Dr. Bubba 27 Februarie 2012
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Those extra pounds people put on when they're in a comfortable relationship
Sarah's got a little muffin top goin' on since she moved in with Jason, she's put on a comfort 20.
de Dr. Bubba 13 Februarie 2012
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The pounds people put on when they're in a stable relationship.
Things must be good with Howard and Diane, he's packed on the comfort twenty.
de Dr. Bubba 12 Februarie 2012
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The difference between marriage weight and what you get to to snag your next mate. The comfort 20 is gone and baby's ready to rock.
Wow! Shiela's lost some pounds and she's at dating weight!
de Dr. Bubba 12 Februarie 2012
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The condition we fall into with 'the book we can't put down.' The afflicted can't hear the voices of others and frequently forget to eat and attend to matters of personal hygiene.
I'm sorry I didn't return your calls this weekend. I was in a book coma with the new Harlan Coben book Friday afternoon and I all I did was turn pages. Apologies for the smell, and can I have some of your fries?
de Dr. Bubba 27 Iunie 2011
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