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7 definitions by cretard

 
1.
To shit and fart at the same time. half shit half fart. A wet fart.
So yesterday I sharted in my pants, it was nasty.
de cretard 10 Septembrie 2008
 
2.
A persons hands
Keep your dick skinners off of my stuff woman.
de cretard 09 Septembrie 2008
 
3.
The time proceeding partaking in a 4:20 ritual when enough time has passed to fully understand just how high you are.
"and then it hit me, I looked at the clock and saw it was 4:30, and I was really high."
de Cretard 23 Februarie 2014
 
4.
Someones mouth
Stop talking shit girl, shut your cock pocket.
de cretard 09 Septembrie 2008
 
5.
someones butt
Man did you see the turd cutter on that girl?
de cretard 09 Septembrie 2008
 
6.
Someones mouth
Quiet woman, shut your cum dumpster.
de cretard 09 Septembrie 2008
 
7.
A crazy retard
Man, stop acting like a cretard.
de cretard 09 Septembrie 2008