Also known as "Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer" trees (or ornamental pear trees). They smelllike jizz, especially when in bloom. People plant them all the time around the Bay Area. Yay. Let's make the whole neighborhood smelllike used sex rags. Nice one.
"Oh, great. The google parking lot is encircled with semen trees".
This word is kinda ironic, because it's normally said with a smile and a happy recollection of all the grubbles you tore through (i.e. even though the word sounds a little narsty, the connotation is not one of regret or remorse, but rather guilty satisfaction)
"Man, I'm so frickin' full. Me and Lupe just got done shlarding-out over at the Mexicali Rose"
"I need to get some exercise, dude. I was mackindown at that BBQ yesterday. It was a total shlard-fest".