4 definitions by SMoorhen

The 'London finger' comprises the act of showing one's middle finger to another individual, shortly after saying something smarmy about how great London is. Prior to the giving of the middle digit however, the finger is fully inserted into one's anus whilst bragging about the nation's capital.
I suggested to Simon that we play some tennis in Oxford this weekend. He replied that Oxford didn't have the same range and calibre of lunchtime restaurants as the place where he lived, then gave me the London finger.
de SMoorhen 06 Ianuarie 2014
'Having been hit with the auti-stick' is an explanation for the behaviour of those socially odd individuals deemed to be on the autistic spectrum.
Russell can be a bit fucking weird can't he, do you think he's on the spectrum?

For sure, someone hit him with the auti-stick a long time ago.
de SMoorhen 28 Ianuarie 2014
Drinking of tea prior to casual sex with a shemale.
Dave: You hear Tim went and shagged some random chick with a dick?

Matt: No way, d'you think they had teamale?

Dave: He did say something about oolong in the assam.
de SMoorhen 17 Aprilie 2014
Uncomfortable tingling sensation in the penis/scrotum following over-enthusiastic use of a menthol-based shower gel product. The closest feeling to menstruation that men can experience.
Tom: Mate, my balls are on fire over here.

Greg: You used my shower gel? How's it feel to menthstruate for the first time?

Tom: It feels like my balls are on fire.
de SMoorhen 19 Februarie 2014

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