11 definitions by Robot Loves Zombie

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Eating massive servings of foods which are low-fat, low-sodium or low-cholesterol under the mistaken impression that you are making a healthy choice. Instigated initially in the late 1990s with the Snackwell line of low-fat cookies.
I just ate an entire pallet of reduced sodium Lays potato chips. So you know, my diet is still unbroken.

You just got chumped by the Snackwell Fallacy, dumb ass.
de Robot Loves Zombie 11 Aprilie 2010

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A book, television show or movie which seemed to be awesome when seen as a child but turn out to be unbearably shitty as an adult.
1. I tried to watch Voltron the other day. What a terrible show! I can't believe we watched that shit back in the day. Talk about Different Strokes Syndrome.

2. Jonathan Livingston Seagull gave me a total "I'm special" hard-on when I was 13. Due to Different Strokes Syndrome, I couldn't make it through the first chapter as an adult.
de Robot Loves Zombie 13 Mai 2010

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A scenario in which a person should be excited for the weekend but is not. This usually carries throughout the weekend, resulting in a really boring, listless and ultimately pointless two days off.
I ate my shredded wheat with Future Spoon, had a cup of coffee, watched a couple Hobo With a Shotgun trailers and heard The Final Countdown on the way to work today. Still not feeling it. I guess it's going to be an ennuikend.
de Robot Loves Zombie 08 Aprilie 2011

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One less beer than a proper dozen. This allows any good drunkard to drink one beer from a 12-pack and still show up to the party, guilt-free. This will not keep his mates from resenting him, however.
"That cheap dick, Roger, showed up with a drunkard's dozen. 11 beers: Some fucking birthday present."
de Robot Loves Zombie 25 Noiembrie 2009

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Philosophy of Nerd thought experiment in which the following is asked:

If you shat out a perfect cheeseburger, not made of shit, but an honest to god cheeseburger, would you eat it?

The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.
1. "I asked my doctor about the Cheeseburger Conundrum and he said he'd only do it if he could get an enema first."
de Robot Loves Zombie 29 Octombrie 2009

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A Philosophy of Nerd thought experiment in which the subject is asked the following:

If you had the powers of Jamie Madrox, a.k.a. Multiple Man, would you fuck yourself? Subquestion: Would it be gay or masturbating?

The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.
1. I thought I really had something with Sarah but she totally failed the Madrox Enigma.

2. "Did you get the job?"
"Damn skippy. I knew once they asked me to address the Madrox Enigma I was golden."
de Robot Loves Zombie 29 Octombrie 2009

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The tingling sensation in the abdomen which accompanies an erection born of deep desire and lust.
I got all bonerqueasy as soon as I saw that her robot collection was bigger than mine.
de Robot Loves Zombie 09 Iulie 2014

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