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8 definitions by Raccooninabox

 
1.
A purple van driven by a Social Services worker in the state of North Carolina.

The person within the van seeks Hispanic teens and whoever else needs free condoms so they can have safe sex. The social worker somehow weeds out individuals. They possess a device called a penis detector and use it to find all types of males.

Males targeted include: Hispanics, Black Peoples, Gay Males walking along the street holding hands, males that work at the pool, and people the van hits on its speedy trajectory to the next location.

This van can usually be seen sitting in front of Wal-Mart, Burger King, ABC Liquors, Dominoe's, and various high school across the state.

If you see this van, gather as many condoms from them as you can... possibly a box of 2000... Spottings are rare and limited.
Marc: We saw the condom mobile today. It was cruising around town. My boyfriend, Cody, went and asked the social worker, Mr. Doe, for some condoms.

John Doe: That was such a nice gay teen couple. I gave them condoms. I think they wanted to have sex real bad.
de Raccooninabox 01 Iulie 2006
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2.
See also hoe bag, whore, and Great Dane

Wrinkly, 200 year old hag that has sex with younger people.
Opal: Millie is such a slutty grandma! I wouldn't let her babysit my kids anyday!
de Raccooninabox 13 Iunie 2006
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3.
(noun;verb;adverb)

n. A secret art of rubbing an obese stomach on household objects that is only known by a select few guys; being able to know for sure about something, psychic

v. The act of rubbing objects against an obese stomach.

adj. used to describe the subject that is doing the rubbing on an object.
N. Abe has the power to gut-feel.

V. Jim began to gut-feel everything in his house naked.

ADJ. Gut-feeling Abe gut-feeled everything in his house naked, including his keyboard.
de Raccooninabox 03 August 2006
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4.
(noun) A balding, 38 year old man that lives in his mother's basement playing D&D. Can be found all over the USA.

They are as pale as ghosts & goblins and have not seen light in years. They eat twinkies and weigh 300+ pounds.
The flock of keynoards sat around the table in the basement and were making their constitution rolls.
de Raccooninabox 03 August 2006
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5.
(adjective)A large group of people; a huge quantity of something; an unnecessary amount.
Lindsey stood in the blop of people at break time.

Alan put a blop of sour cream on his baked potato.

There was a huge blop of jelly on Ken's face.

A blop of oranges were on the ground.
de Raccooninabox 31 August 2006
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6.
an instrument of destruction; the choice weapon for multi-billion dollar industries in the USA.

They raise prices several times a day. Sometimes peaking at $100 a gallon.
-Did you go get gas today at the gas station?
-No, it's too expensive. It's about $40 a gallon right now!
-Holy crap! I'd rather spend some money on a male stripper.
-Me too, man. Guys are more fun than going bankrupt.
de Raccooninabox 18 Noiembrie 2006
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7.
1) the process of sucking terribly. Commonly done by Jim Belushi and any sucky actor.

2) eating gravy.

3) slang swear
You bork so bad it isn't even funny.
You have a borking spork stuck to your borking head!
de Raccooninabox 13 Iunie 2006
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