34 definitions by Pipe Downn

A "mullet over" is the use of a mullet wig by someone who has had their head shaved and later regretted it.

This particular hairstyle is favoured because a "mullet" haircut resembles a kind of insane wig in any case. Thus the wig is assumed by the casual observer to be an actual mullet.

If a mullet wig is locally unavailable, a deceased animal such as a gopher or beaver may be draped over the shaven cranium as a substitute.
Josh: Wow, you look crazy!
Ger: Yeah, I passed out at a party last night and my friends shaved my head.
Josh: Ha! So what are you gonna do?
Ger: Well, I reckon I'll just - mullet over.

(Ger smiles at the camera and produces a "Fruit of the Loomis"-brand mullet wig.)
de Pipe Downn 22 Octombrie 2011
A bottom which is naughty.

Used particularly in the context of flatulence.
(Gentleman breaks wind)

Gent: Oh BAD ASS!!! BAD ASS!!!

(Gent spanks self on posterior: not hard enough to cause permanent dysfunction, but firmly enough to punish.)
de Pipe Downn 09 Octombrie 2008
A list of things which a gay man wants to get done on a particular day.

This will typically include:
Sex acts of a radical manner, likely to cause the gradual destruction of western civilisation
Acts of social and political subversion, likely to cause the gradual destruction of western civilisation
Acts of general campness, indicative that the gradual destruction of western civilisation is already underway
My Big Gay Agenda (TUESDAY)

Breakfast. Brush teeth.
Engage in act of farage with postman (or rent boy if no letters delivered)
Open mail.
Write to Prime Minister of Great Britain, demanding an end to serfdom, and the head of Judge Jefferies.
Write to President of U.S., demanding end to death penalty, and/or Texas.
Shopping.
Flounce. Mince. Preen.
Say "Oo, I don't know where that draught's coming from, Ducky, but I can tell you where it's going to!"
Undertake complete interior redesign of house (someone else's).
Lunch.
de Pipe Downn 21 Iunie 2011
A sex act similar to the act of roughage, but passive, and involving bank clerks.
M'lud, the prosecution will show that the defendant, on the night of December 10th, did indeed engage in an act of farage - and that he was moreover no stranger to the practice of faraging.
de Pipe Downn 21 Iunie 2011
Adjective used as a general insult.

This should be avoided in polite usage, as it is insulting, implying that the person in question is an homosexual.
Get a grip with your dress sense, you look fucking gay.
de Pipe Downn 28 Noiembrie 2009
To have total sex: to have sex with everything.
Some people like to have sexual intercourse with individuals.

But I am bigger than that.

I will do nothing less than fuck all.
de Pipe Downn 30 Martie 2009

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