Nanuet is The heart of Rockland
, NY, but everyone from here knows its really part of Jersey
. You went to Nanuet High School, where everyones gay. But its cool, cause you always ended up hanging out with them at the Nanuet Diner at 3am. Westchester's wack. You chill in the Palisades mall or Garden State Plaza every weekend, and every once in a while u gotta take that trek up the hill to ghetto Spring Valley, just to get a glimpse of the Ferrari dealership.
-Always complain theres nothing to do, but inside you really would never want to leave.