Freaking-out over that special online purchase that's supposed to be delivered before Christmas.
Husband: Why are you so on the edge this week? And what's up with the rash on your arms?
Wife: I'm waiting for Suzy's Christmas Gift to be delivered. I think I have HPA - Holiday Package Anxiety. According to Fed Ex, it's been in Philadelphia for 4 days. I knew I should have purchased her gift on Black Friday!