90 definitions by Jo

a kid who is scared to get hit by a paintball
wow look at that nickgrim
de jo 07 Octombrie 2004
To follow through slightly when farting - or indeed burping.
'That sounded like a wet fart. You didn't just platch did you'
de Jo 26 Iulie 2004
Where a person can consume a large amount of alcohol, usually wine, and suddenly become unusually good at whatever activity the person is performing/participating in. This does not include drunken 'relations' with another person as this is impossible following alcohol binging or with a person who is a 2 pint rob.
Bloody hell he's drunk 6 mini bottles of wine and bowled his tenth strike!
de Jo 09 Iunie 2004
When one organisation attempts to enforce their will on others.
War is the locomotive of history. -Marx
de Jo 01 Februarie 2003
hate the french(cheese eating surrender monkeys) speak brehon a celtic language in parts. independant anti-french basically
people from brittany in northern france
de jo 03 Februarie 2004
Can be used in a variety of ways, especially by stoners with rather limited brain capacity.
Especially useful if you cannot remember names.
''Hello face''
''Let me nelly on your face''
''You make me want to be sick on your face, face''
de Jo 02 Octombrie 2003
Famous quote used by GaryB. GaryB says this when he's too busy to really listen, so he uses it to let the other person he'll help them out soon. What he really doesn't know is, the other person knows he's bull shittin'.
Other person: GaryB, can you help me, it's urgent.
GaryB: gimmeonesec
de Jo 10 Mai 2005
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