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8 definitions by ExNWPers

 
1.
The male version of a cameltoe. Usually found on older rotund gentlemen wearing a suit.
That guy in the business meeting was so big, his moose knuckle was sticking out of his front of his pants and it looked like a fanny pack gone wrong.
de ExNWPers 25 Iunie 2005
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2.
The act of taking a dump without using any toilet paper, and then not flushing the toilet. Totally gross and should be avoided.
I couldn't believe that someone took a naked monkey and didn't even wipe. I had to flush and then wait to take a dump.
de ExNWPers 28 Iunie 2005
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3.
Named after Office Space's Bill Lumburgh, this term applies to anyone in a useless job who's boss makes them feel important-- like coming in on the weekends, or getting dumped with a bunch of reports that are alledgely important, but are really the boss's work that he/she doesn't know how to do.
John: "Hey Bob, you going out with the rest of us Saturday night?"
Bob: "Nah, I can't. I've got these reports to do."
John: "How did you get lumburghed into that? That sucks. Screw your boss, get your drinking shoes on."
de ExNWPers 18 Iulie 2005
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4.
A girl who looks great from the breasts or neck up, but is absolutely huge from the breasts down.
I looked at that girl as she was sitting in her car and she was incredibly hot; then she got out and she turned out to be just another iceberg with way too big a booty.
de ExNWPers 25 Iunie 2005
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5.
A pre-pubescent girl who is sporting a slight yet pronounced moustache, much like Rudy from the Cosby Show.
"Check out that girl with the rudystache. I bet she was the cute kid a few years ago but now she looks like Alfonso Riberio, which is no fun."
de ExNWPers 18 Iulie 2005
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6.
Used to describe a good gin and tonic.
"Gin is gross... tonic is gross... but put the two together? Gintastic!"
de ExNWPers 18 Iulie 2005
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7.
Pronouned "puh-funt", this is when a girl with a funt has a funt so large, it's pronounced (hence the "p") so you mistake her for being pregnant. You definitely know you a pfunt when you see it, because the girl who has one often kicks you in the balls after you ask her when the baby is due.
Bob: "Hey Jane, haven't see you in a while."
Jane: "I know Bob, it's been a while."
Bob: "So... do you know if it's a boy or girl, and when is it due?"
Jane: --kicks Bob in the balls and walks away--
Bob: --unprintable pain and crying out for help-
Dan: "Holy shit, Bob, what happened to you?"
Bob: "That douchebag Jane had a pfunt so large that I thought she was pregnant, and she kicked me in the balls. Stupid bitch!"
Dan: "That mean nasty bitch has to do some crunches to get rid of that pfunt."
de ExNWPers 18 Iulie 2005
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