Things that make guys and the occasional chick do whatever the bearer of them wishes. They can bring great power and pleasure to whoever owns them, depending on how good they look.
Boobs, Hooters, Honkers, Magumbos, Mounds, Melons, Breasts, Funbags, Tits, Waterbags, Happy sacs, sweater cows, rack, chest.
"That chick has a nice rack"
"From the look of your sweater cows your doing fine"
"I didnt realize this was a party til I saw your funbags"
" Hooters a restaurant based on Hooters"
Someone who is cocky, arrogant and a flirt. One can be accused of being Fresh or trying to get get Fresh with someone. This is usually when someone tries to get some physical action without permission first.
1 - Hey, hows it going? *Slides hand to 2's waist*
2 - Are you trying to get Fresh with me?
1 - Me? No....
This is the cause of sitting on a school bus on a hot day. The bus's hot plastic/rubber seats heat up against your butt causing the sitter to constantly shift. This constant shifting ends up with the sitters ass sweating causing a wedgie that is severly hard to de-wedge. This is known as Hot Bus Wedgie.
1 gets off bus
1: aw damn I got a bad case of the Hot Bus Wedgie.
2: HAHAHHAHAHAHA good luck de-wedging that!
A showerbator is someone who masterbates only or most of the time in the shower. This sometimes results in them getting an erection everytime they get in a shower.
1 : I got caught measterbating again last night, how do you never get caught?
2 : I only masterbate in the shower
1 : Your such a showerbator
Bitchlet is basically someone who is a bitch, but not all out a bitch. A bitchlet can also refer to someone whos being a bitch just because people are letting them.
Person 1 "God why does everything happen to me this is fair"
Person 2" jeez dont be such a bitchlet"
........ ........... ...................................... 1"Bitch bitch bitch moan moan moan bitch bitch bitch"
2"man 1 is such a bitchlet someone should really say something"
3 "I know"
A bush jockey is a form of pervert. It is someone who hides in the bushes in order to watch people who think they are not being watched. This almost always gets a bush jockey off.
Man : I'm having a real good time tonight, I'd like to see more of you if you know what I mean...
Woman : Oh I do and you can expect...what was that? theres someone in the bushes!
Man : Dammit you stupid Bush Jockey!
Bush Jockey : Oh no, I must flee!
The coolest thing you will ever see in Chicago. The Bean is a large reflective metal bean that is placed randomly in Chicago. Taking pictures of this results in a mirrored shot.
Person 1: Man look its The Bean!
Person 2: The Bean is the bomb! Lets take pictures of it!
Person 3: YEAH!BEAN!